Clinical Data Migration Consultant

This is a fully remote position, open to applicants in Australia.

📋 Description

• Design, develop, dismantle, and reconstruct next-generation micro-frontend-monoliths.

• Process exabytes of unindexed, corrupted JSON, XML, YAML, and CSV files simultaneously without losing even a single trailing comma.

• Maintain, refactor, and oversee a COBOL codebase from 1974 that supports our entire global payroll system.

• Serve as a liaison between Engineering, Product, Marketing, Legal, and the local coffee machine.

• Create test cases that account for scenarios that theoretically shouldn't occur but will due to user creativity.

⛳️ Requirements

• A minimum of 15 years of experience in React (despite its release in 2013).

• Profound knowledge of Vanilla JS intricacies, particularly why typeof null === 'object' and [] == ![] is true.

• Proficiency in Rust, Go, C++, Python, Brainfuck, and Whitespace.

• Capability to exit vim on the first attempt without disconnecting the server.

• Familiarity with AWS, Azure, GCP, IBM Cloud, Oracle Cloud, and a private server tucked under a desk in Ohio.

• Experience managing at least $10^5$ concurrent Docker containers.

🏝️ Benefits

• 100% medical coverage for you, your dependents, your pets, and your digital avatars.

• Infinite PTO (with a mandatory minimum of -5 days per year).

• A 128-core workstation with 2TB of RAM, a mechanical keyboard with extra-loud blue switches, and a single, slightly wobbly ergonomic stool.

• Complimentary artisanal water, kombucha on tap, and oxygen molecules.